Temple Flies

My bio project just went out the window today, and it quite literally flew away. The maggots i was supposed to be studying for an animal behavior project turned into flies before i got the chance to study them, and whats even worse, ive been carrying around a piece of rotting meat specifically for the silly little buzzards for two bloody days. Other then that guess what people, IM GOING TO CAMBODIA! awesome aye, its not until the end of the year but its still pretty exciting as i haven't been any further then Oz and i got to say Oz aint very exciting.-no offense.- So we are going to help out at some of the schools and orphanages to play with the kids and donate books, and we are also going to go see some of the temples and night markets. I plan to bring heaps back. -prezzies anyone?-

TTFN*mock salute*
LBL

Naughty and Nice

lol my mate has just gotten the ok for a party next week end. *YAY!* -vision a lot of cruisers lined up along the walls, great music, and me most likely dancing.- The dancing may or may not happen depending on how out of it i am, but anyway for the first time EVER all of our mates will be coming.-a grand total of five-six people lol.- and for the event we have decided to line up some party games to keep the night going, and my personal favorite, Naughty and Nice is first on the list. If you dont hear from me with an update on how it went after the 26, worry. A lot.

The Rules to Naughty and Nice

You get a deck of cards (Add more as needed. I find one desk per 5 people works okay) and shuffle them together. Red cards
are Naughty, Black cards are Nice. Sit in a circle and the oldest person goes first. Go clockwise from there.

2 - (Naughty) Give 2 drinks to a person (or people of your choice) Same all the way to 6. (Nice) Take the drinks yourself. Same all the way to 6. 
3 - Give 3
4 – Give 4
5 – Give 5
6 – Give 6
7 - (Naughty) Secret Fantasy. Tell/make up a fantasy. Everyone else guesses if it’s real or not. (Nice) Secret Wish. Tell something you’ve always wanted but never had the balls to admit to.
8 - Never have I ever… If you’ve done it, drink.
9 - (Naughty) Fetish or Secret Turn On. (Nice) Expose a Crush
10- Smack your head. If you draw a ten, slap the table, then your own forehead, fast. Last one to do it has to drink.
J – Pick a topic, everyone has to come up with something in that topic. Whoever is called out as wrong or calls out another person as wrong who isn’t wrong, has to drink
Q - (Naughty) Confession game, Everyone makes one serious confession until someone refuses to do so. Loser Drinks. If no one refuses no one drinks.(Nice) Question Game, Everyone speaks in Questions until someone loses. Loser drinks 
K – (Naughty) Make someone else lose an article of clothing of your choosing. (Nice) Lose an article of clothing
A – (Both Naughty and Nice) Roll the die, you must touch/kiss/lick/caress the choosen body part of the person voted on by the rest of the group. Die one: 1) Touch 2) Kiss 3) Lick 4) Nibble 5) Grope 6) Your choice. Die two: 1) Cheek 2) Lips 3) Neck 4) Chest/Stomach 5) Crotch 6) Your Choice. Double Sixes call for a five-minute make out, in full view of everyone else.

Refusal results in you taking the number of drinks your numbers add up to.
Joker- Make a Rule

First person to pass out Loses. First person/pair to get laid wins. Usually anyway. Just an excuse to get drunk and grope people.

*I do not take credit for this game, i found it under a fanfic authors post.*

TTFN*mock salute*
LBL

Formal + Dress = Diet

Four months to formal, good god i have to somehow squeeze myself into a presentable dress. Diets anyone? lol but that would actually require i ditch my social life in order to put on a pair of running shoes, oh wait i dont have any, damn! On the plus side though, i no longer have a job therefore no money and that means no junk food. -this is coming from the person that requires activity in order to loose weight.- Stupid day light savings ending and making it dark at six. I get NOTHING done now, because curfew is dark out and i spend too much time in town after school. -maybe i shouldn't spend so much time on the comp? nah.- Well formals sounding real peachy now-not. O dear im sounding like an emo, all depressed and stupid.-no offense.-*arms myself with a knife and a stuffed bear.* Plus side to the whole thing is that i can leave after an hour and then go get pissed at an after party!-YAY!- *jumps for joy.* Hopefully ill be hosting it. :D Drinks anyone?

TTFN*mock salute*
LBL

Moi Is Perfection

k k all's i buggered off for a while as you can tell by the dates, but im back and with an image of moi too. *points to image located above text.* i was reading my previous entries and i realized how sorry i was for all of you who bothered to actually read it, because i found it really hard myself. *have gone bug eyed.* so anyways i have no idea why im here or why i started this blog to begin with because im pretty sure that besides my tragic love life, my life is like watching rocks move. *i swear it moved.* doesn't it just suck how life is so tragically complicated? to all those who have successful care free lives, i salute you, and ask how the hell you got there! i wrote a letter to day to my non existent family who want nothing to do with me, and i was actually civilized. *i didn't want to be , trust me." i wish you could purchase giant erasers and just rub out parts of your lives that you wanted to remove or forget, then you could pencil in perfection. who knows i may invent something like that yet.

nothing is perfect. perfect is nothing.

TTFN*mock salute*
LBL