IM BACK

Hey all my precious viewers its been a while aye! Sorry to have abandoned you all for so long but life took a turn around the roller coaster and chaos hit in the form of school work. Thats right i have just under three weeks and i finish school for good! can you believe it? i sure cant haha. so the big question is... where to now, well im glad you asked because i have no clue i was hoping you could fill me in lol. well actually first there is cambodia, which is in five wonderful weeks, and everyone is getting cheap junk for christmas. oh and i lost my job too, im getting replace just before i go which is a bit of a bummer. anyway gtg ill brb. lots of love!

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Train

I've been really cut deep and it hurts, I dont know how to react. I feel almost used in a sense but i know that its my fault, as it always is... As you go through life you start on a train moving from carrige to carrige meeting people and socialising, there are those who you say good bye to as they disembark, there are those who take the journey with you, and then there are those who you leave behind, or rather they leave you behind as you journey on. I have to wonder what it is that makes us seek out companions who will leave us behind or vice versa... Are we really an entity that thrives on the pain of starvation. You can never forget those whom you encounter. You alway bare their mark.

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Grandad? Kennith

i am meeting my grandfather on my mothers side right now, for the first time in 17 and a half years... i want to rudely ask what it is that he really wants and expects. neither my cousin nor i are very impressed either way, hence why i happen to be writing this instead of trying to play happy families. i dont tolerate the grand parents i have met, i highly doubt my view will change for a man to took off long before i was born. its a load of bullshit as far as im concerned, and he shall forever remain a stranger to me. which is actually quite sad when you think about it...

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hate is such a strong word

i have officially decided that i hate everyone (excluding certain people) and cannot wait until i leave this hell hole. in doing so i can bury that which is my past, so all who know me be prepared to march to your graves so that you can be submerged in so many hundred thousand kilometers of dirt and sea etc etc... well hows that for a downer moment? my problem is that i can never seem to forget people and its really starting to irk me because there are just so fucking many of them.

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*shifty eyes*

Im so over it!

Conversation

Mwa Mwa Mwaaa... Im back *clucks tongue* sorry my bunnies i've been away for so long, but life isn't very interesting at the moment. I've stopped talking to people i know, and somehow have managed to drag a few strangers up from the past. People you've never met always appear much more interesting, wouldn't you agree? I guess its probably because getting to know them is so much fun. *clucks tongue* im so bored... i need another stimulating conversationalist to keep me entertained, if not so i can use the texts that i've got wasting away. 20$ a grand total of 4000 texts a month, getting flushed down the toilet when such money can be put to better use. anyway... i dano lol im off to go find that conversation, maybe there is something on bebo haha bubi.

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Motive

Let me ask you something, do i honestly look like i give a flying rats ass at the moment about what your bloody problem is? so for all those fucking bastards out there, for all of whom i have some very selective words, take a hint, FUCK OFF! god your a male too so you can take the hint as-well! For once i would really fucking like it if my motives weren't questioned. it is always, why? why? why? why? tell me! why wont you tell me?! ITS BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO! or you know what? i really just dont know therefore there is no reason! and it is because of these two reasons that, people just dont seem to grasp, they decide to get shitty and fuck off, and then shock fucking horror-its my fault! shall i hammer that point home?! ITS ALWAYS MY FUCKING FAULT. no never mind if alice is dead on her feet or there has been some fuck up in her life, she has motives to be an evil conniving bitch so its her fault, of course it is... im a user apparently too, so we'll just add that to the bottom of the impossibly long list that i already have, like i said i have 'motives.'...ok how the fuck does someone come up with that kind of bullshit? if someone has evidence im willing to surrender to that part of my list but if not im holding firm.

Ok ok ok so the positives? Um...anything? nope? nothing!

Who am i to say - Hope

Who am i to say - Hope

Love of my life, my soul-mate
You're my best friend
Part of me like breathing
Now half of me is left

I don't know anything at all
Who am I to say you love me
I don't know anything at all
And who am I to say you need me

Color me blue I'm lost in you
Don't know why I'm still waiting
Many moons have come & gone
Don't know why I'm still searching

Don't know anything at all
And who am I to say you love me
I don't know anything at all
And who am I to say you need me

Hmmm hmmm mmm
Uhhh oohhh aahhh
Hooo aahhh ohh ohhh

Now you're a song I love to sing
Never thought it feels so free
Now I know what's meant to be
And that's okay with me

But who am I to say you love me
And who am I to say you need me
And who am I to say you love me

Mmmm Hmmm

I don't know anything at all
And who am I to say you love me
I don't know anything at all
And who am I to say you need me
I don't know anything at all

I don't know anything at all
I don't know anything at all
I don't know anything at all

This is my favorite song at the moment. I've been listening to it on repeat ever since i heard it on the amv i previously posted. I know im a noob haha, and a really sucker for tragedy especially when it comes to romance. XD probably has something to do with the entry where i mentioned that only true love ever ends in tragedy, yet i guess thats what makes it so beautiful. the most amazing things in life are the things that dont survive, because they've struggled to live, to survive, but in the end its all tragedy, making it truly admirable. True beauty.

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Bebo File

They say that the first sign of insanity is when one starts to talk to them-self, if thats so then i have reached a point beyond the insane.

Im as close as personal train wreck can get in a bottle. You know those people who put the world on their shoulders when in fact their shoulders are to small, and they bottle up emotion because they 'dont believe in it.' Yea you know them, im one of them, it has me written and stamped all over the bottle thats half way to china.

As my name suggests, i am infact a jester to the world. I have many masks, all used to support and entertain all who surround me. I live to keep the smiles on my friends faces, but not my own, which is obviously where the masks come into play. What mask will i be wearing around you?

Me?

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. How true these famous words are to those who brave the fear of love itself. Yet can anyone truely say that they have loved so purely to accept love in return? i can not aswer such a question myself, but i find it hard to believe as love like this usually ends in tragedy...a glimps would only be a dream.

have you ever spent hours worrying over some little thing, until the point where you wanted to cry...yet couldnt? no matter how hard you tried the tears wouldnt fall, and in the end you were stuck in constant suffering because you couldnt find competion. walls prevent tears, even if they are shattered...you forget how to cry, all for the sake of composure and pride, but even when there is none of this left one still can not step past old habbits. i am one such person. i have cried for one reason and for one person only. never for anyone or anything else. saying so will destroy what shreads are left of my pride, as of now there is nothing left of what once was. the jester has gone - the mask has been broken, here i stand. this is the alice no one ever knew.

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Just another h e a r t b r e a k -xx!

Shield

Just got back from the guns and roses concert! it was fucking awesome as i can no longer hear or talk haha. me and my mate were in the stands with a bunch of old fogies so we had to yell load enough for the rest of them. great concert, but i thought the rolling stones were better.

On to the real topic. ive wanted to smash my phone at least twice today, and i was tempted to throw it into the crowd at the concert too. i find myself constantly getting more frustrated everyday. weather it be at myself, another person, or an inanimate object, i can not seem to keep myself together and composed. its like i've reached a limit, but one that i can not identify. right now at best i can be described as trying to embrace a rose bush because it seems so beautiful, in the end you will only get hurt, for all i appear to be right now its thorns. the glass has shattered, and rains a sea of shards. i no longer have a shield, for the wound was deep as it cracked the surface of the breast plate that defended my pride. in my mind i see a child who has lost everything that she had held dear to her heart, i see her in darkness. she cant find the light. yet where as she searches for the lamp to lead the way, i remain stationary, cloaked in a blanket of strangled emotions that i can not decipher. i am nothing with out the wall that once protected me. i am nothing without myself. i am nothing but shattered glass.

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Lost

i have no idea what to think about the last...24 hours, should i be jumping for joy that i've finally gotten something off my chest at the expense of an-others feelings, or should i feel horrible because of this little fact? maybe we should try out the latter, because even if i have managed to get my little blog out into the open, i have compromised a possibly blooming relationship, and thats why i stayed quiet about it in the first place. Me, forcing my way into the middle, i really dont like being the wedge, or the little nagging thought in the back of someone else's mind. im supposed to be invisible. i dont want to be considered in any combination of possible answers because that usually causes suffering for the person who takes me into consideration. trust me i know, its what i stupidly pride myself in doing. that would be a reason that there are walls to begin with, others cant hurt me and i cant hurt others. no ink on the paper is easier to take in to consideration in comparison to spilt ink, because then it is non existent, there is nothing to consider it.

love is a two way street. you can either be hurt by it or you can gain happiness from it. i accept where i am now and weather i hurt or not isn't an issue so long as the one i feel strongly for is happy. i shall stand on the sidelines and continue to do so as my life passes me by. i gladly take the path that has been lain before me.

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i have decided i dont like how this web page isn't a continual stream of my entries, owel i might check it out later. so five and a half hours sleep an, entire art history essay, three character compilations, and a cup off coffee later i am still functioning at a reasonably normal rate. miracle? i think not, im wonder woman...or maybe not. my hands are horrible after that essay though, i might have to consider meds this winter which sucks absolute ass, but what can i do? could just cut them off lol. or maybe not. 10:34 and counting, till my god damned anime loads and untill the hols, i cant seem to figure out which will come first...and it looks like more people got this blog addy then i relised when i posted it on bebo for the day. im doomed! bloody leeches ah but what can i do? nothing? sound bloody fantastic i think. found an awesome tshirt today aswell that i must order, not many will get it but it has an arrow pointing left and it says uke! i thought it was fucking great and another one was 'yaoi-my anti drug', you've got to love the people who come up with these things aye..

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Balance

i've never really thought that life was easy, you had to fight in order to survive and in todays society that means working. i could dive into a forty plus hour a week job and not complain, because as far as i knew it was survival. but when it comes to survival of any other kind i feel myself struggling to over come it. throw me something, anything, will i take it on the chin? or will i let it hit me below the belt? i can answer that, sometimes, for those who do not know, but there are some of you who can answer that question on your own. you know me to well... it is usually these people who try to test the limit, they know better yet they choose the other path, because they know it hurts. maybe im just weak, i wouldn't know, i dont see myself how others see me. i can say that everyone has a limit to the pain they can endure, i know that i haven't reached mine but that doesn't mean to say i havnt seen it. enduring your suffering can either make you stronger or it can ware you down, i just haven't figured out which yet...
balance is the middle ground, with out it there is only chaos.

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Jester

IM BACK! first time ive been happy in ages aye! i found my jester and she stuck for quite a while today...im happy.

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Meep

My AMV all MINE!

Fuck?

I have had a constant head ache all day, the kind that subtly puts pressure on your brain and feels like your heart is thumping in you head. So anyway today was pretty much one big fuck up, a little bit of fighting and a little bit of yelling, drew some chibis in art hist and then locked myself in my room. yay...For fake sake what have i got to whine about? my life should be a breeze to most people. fuck i need to toughen up. i just want to crawl in a hole and die of embarrassment, god damn me and my stupid fanfiction!!! so anyways...

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Fight

...Everyone is slamming doors and yelling at each other, my nana is even swearing, my aunty has run out the door...lucky dads not home to start swearing about the windows breaking with all the door banging. well our house is cheerful this morning.

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Signs

woke up crying last night...twice...it isn't a good sign...

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Um... Pet?

well im going through my pet name phase not that anyone needed to know that... Bunny, Dragon, Funny Black Guy... Its a sign that the insanity is getting worse and im really starting to loose it, and in the process i appear to be driving everyone else crazy because they all HATE ME FOR IT! Hmm i need to go find some of nanas sleeping pills and like NEVER wake up, - i've heard that they are strong enough to put an elephant off lol,- its kind of hard to believe that i would require sleeping pills as i have been so tired lately that i should fall over sleeping, but sadly that is not the case as my mind is working at a mile a minute at the moment so even when i want to sleep, I CANT! aside from that...um we will just skip that line of thought...instead we shall quote a line by Jacques Prevert, 'Millions and millions of years would still not give me half enough time to describe that tiny instant of all eternity when you put your arms around me and I put my arms around you.'...if i truly did believe in them then i would believe that it would take a life time to explain a feeling...

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Convo

Just thought i should clear somethings up...

“It kind of took me till now to realize that I gave my heart away a long time ago with out realizing, and I never got it back, at least not all of it. So anyway its one of these people who kept bugging me for however long, I cant remember, I tried so fucking hard to keep them at a distance that at some point they got too close. They became forever and without thinking I gave them my heart.” - Are the same person and its Cody. It took me so long to realize is because we’ve been like on and off joined at the hip for so long that when I got together with Daniel and did the on off thing again to find out he moved on it kind of hit me on the head. I really took things for granted I guess it’s my own fault

- U see now that’s not true... its not ur fault

Yea it is... you would have to know the whole history to understand and I cant be bothered typing it out lol, I might tell you the whole story tomorrow

- Ok... but I still don’t think its ur fault

Meh... me and Cody met about 2-3 years ago via a friend of his that gave him my number, and we hit it off like that, same interests and I found it really easy to talk to him, kinda like you I guess, if I closed up he would keep at me and get me to open up until it because so natural to talk to him I didn’t think twice about what I said because I no longer cared and neither did he, we got together the first time a couple of months after we first met and were an official couple for all of about a month before my mate decided that they really didn’t like him and the pressure go to me and we wound up separating, remaining friends but I clamed up again and wound up trying to shut him out, and so began the on and off again stages, we would be ok for a while then I wouldn’t want to say something so he would get shitty and push and pry and I would get upset and angry and be a big bitchy and then we wouldn’t talk for a coup[le of days then we would be ok again and the cycle continues. it prob sounds horrible but I enjoyed all of the time I spent with him even the bad times, and we were pretty ok and getting better until I hooked up with Daniel and we completely stopped talking for almost three months. it was like the biggest relief to talk to him again but it really hurt to learn that he had moved on...I never told him I loved him because I never really believed in it but he always told me he loved me and I guess that hit something in me so when I learnt he had another girl it kind of hurt but I couldn’t really expect him to wait forever so I guess im still kinda happy for him. meh so there you have it.

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Bunny?

Hello my lovely bunnies how are you this fine morn-evening? I am officially on the equivalent of a drug induced high, -no its not what you think, i dont do drugs in any way shape or form,- i am so sleep deprived that im running on brain power at the moment which is a bloody miracle as i have had NO COFFEE IN THE LAST WEEK! Although it is beginning to wear me down, i almost cried in class today, can you believe that? but please do keep in mind i said ALMOST! so anyway my eyes are trying to glue themselves shut, my cat has her ass in my face and im trying to get through the next two weeks of school to hand in three projects, oh the joy. so how are my bunnies lives at present? good? bad? ok then have fun, and dont do anything i wouldn't do. AHAHAHAHAHAHA IM WRITING IN MY BLOG! god im an idiot x2...i need coffee...the cat has taken over my bed, i guess im sleeping on the couch tonight. I need a job too...note to self... i think i need to start carrying around a journal, diary-thing too because this emotional crap is getting to me, before you know it ill be back with a councilor discussing my 'anger' issues, because i will once again be taking it out on myself or some 'poor' teacher...need coffee... it appears i spout some random stuff with lack of sleep. meh soo... fuck it im off i cant think straight...

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BAKA!

I think i have officially been dubbed the biggest idiot on all of the earth, just when i think im getting somewhere by having my blog open to the public i make it a private web address so that i am once again solving my own problems... but for what i am about to say i can not risk others seeing as it may wind up hurting a lot of people, who am i kidding, it will wind up hurting a lot of people. HAHA half way though writing this i have been convinced to edit the settings so that it is still viewable to certain people, though that doesn't change the fact that word can indeed travel by mouth and in this case it is indeed possible to reach the ears of people who i dont want to know what im thinking. Two people who are great to me in every possible way but i can never fulfill their desires... it kind of took me till now to realize that i gave my heart away a long time ago with out realizing, and i never got it back, at least not all of it, and so i cant make either of these people happy even if i wanted to. i tried to go through life without showing emotion, without getting attached because it might possibly mean that i might loose them and get hurt again, just like i did with stephen, my dad, and in doing so i put myself in the exact position to hurt myself. i tried so hard to keep people away but there are some that wont leave me alone or i let slip through the barriers because i think, 'you know maybe this time it will be different because i dont want to be an ice queen forever.' Those who i let through i wind up keeping the distance because i can control them or what happens in any situation and in the end i cant handle it so i push them further away, but those who wont go away continue to push at me until i unwillingly let them through the barrier, and there it is that they stay, forever. so anyway its one of these people who kept bugging me for however long, i cant remember, i tried so fucking hard to keep them at a distance that at some point they got too close. they became forever and without thinking i gave them my heart. god i am sounding so fucking cliche right now i want to go torch myself! you know the stupid little amv with the song talking about love and how i mentioned that it meant something to me... it means quite literally that i have lost my heart to the one person i didn't want to give it to and have in turn lost them forever. whats funny is that i never realized what i had until i lost it, another cliche they just dont seem to stop coming, and now its too late.

the likelihood that i will blog again is slim to none as i am about to lock myself up so tight that nothing shall slip my guard, as i once wanted it before this whole fiasco began.

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DAILY PLANNER

*shifty eyes* ... im not sure if i should be bouncing right now or not, on the one hand im single again, and on the other i feel like ive had my heart ripped out and handed to me on a side platter. though the stupid thing is, is that i cant remember where my heart went in the first place...HAHA im going mental, i never had a heart to begin with! meh oh well moving on to other things... life, sucks. i have officially decided that i need to spend more of my time on a set schedule so look out life, alice is back-WITH A DAILY PLANNER!

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Dumper...

ive done it and i have never felt so horrible in my entire life...

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Emotion

i think frustration is my most common emotion at the moment, -haha there is that word again, i actually got called an emo today as ive been on emotional roller-coaster for the past couple of days.- so why frustration? i have always been the person who solves the problems people present me with and i enjoy helping out in any way i can, -i live to please people what can i say?- but once again i have worked myself into a situation blindly, and it appears to be one i can not solve. i have never really dealt with relationships well as it requires trust, -i dont trust anyone,- and i find myself in a position that i want to get out of once again because i am required to do so. it is because of this that i am beginning to hurt a lot of people... i want to end the relationship in order to solve the strain that it is putting on me and to stop inflicting pain on at least one person, yet in order to do so i am required to confront this person, and i am really not comfortable with that. -by the way i happened to go off my nut about this person when i was going through my angry mode, and i would really like to apologize for that, this person really isn't a prick, i just dont tend to deal with things really well.- so its kind of having a domino effect, i get upset because i cant fulfill the requirements of a functional relationship which in turn puts strain on the other party and those on the side lines which in turn makes someone what to kill everyone in my honor. aside from that i have a few other people that i need to take into consideration as the separation will have an effect on them, two people that are really great but i can not follow through with what they ask of me as it will create an even greater domino effect but i wont elaborate on that.

so now can you understand why im frustrated? im like a walking disaster.

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Owen

i suppose i never really understood the concept of emotions except for those i was familiar with, AKA fear and suffering, you know i was seven when my dad died and i didn't cry until when everyone was stufing their faces at the after gathering and i was in my room. I understood the concept of death, i still do, but i refused to show weakness even when everyone else did, haha imagine that a seven year old who doesn't cry at seeing her fathers corpse...not a thought that comes to mind really. After that i went through life normally never thinking about it, i was minus one family member, who really cares? i had a step dad since i was two so i didnt understand the concept of a single parent, just the idea of more family. i think it was about a year after my fathers death that his family abandoned me, i guess they didnt want a bastard grandchild and niece when their son and brother was gone, and i can live with that, really, i can understand the idea of having something when it reminds you of what you have lost. even if its about that, i wouldn't know. i think it took me untill i was ten to realize that i wasn't wanted anymore by those i loved most, and i think it was about then that the emotion no longer existed for me as as well. i began to resent those who left me and every year on my birthday, christmas, and the anniversary of my fathers death i would cry for what was out of my grasp. at about 14 i started to receive mail and i was so overwhelmed about it i tried contacting my grand parents, no reply, and then i found out that im only getting these letters because my mum contacted one of my aunts and told them to do it. i have to keep myself from burning the cards every year, i dont care anymore but why should i keep something that isn't sincere?

i may not have cried for my father but that doesn't mean that he didnt mean anything to me because he did, he was everything...i may not care about my current situation but that doesn't mean to say that it isn't hard. I have grown up and come to terms with that small part of my past. now i cry for what i have lost.

AN-Please note that none of this should be taken into accout seriously. i needed a moment to blerb and this is where i found myself.-

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Feel

I found this on one of my mates bebo profiles and thought it was awesome...i love this song and for some reason i find myself wanting to cry everytime i listen to it, yet i have no idea what it is, or rather who its is, that i am yearning for. anyway i thought it was a simple but well made flash that i would like to share. lol im starting to sound so cliche its not really that funny, but i guess when you have isolated yourself for so long you tend to seek for things you dont understand...

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How to Cope

k then lets see...I want to tare my hair out and scream for all its worth, im seriously not coping here. Ok well my mind might be because its spouting soothing bullshit that allows me to make things seem ok I suppose, (HAHAHA clue people this is my new phrase I use to subtly say NO IM NOT ALRIGHT!) haha and what’s worse I just realized that my boyfriend is a royal fucking prick who doesn’t listen to me and just wants to get into my pants, -but we never spend any time together, *que time alone* Alice can I ask for a favour. - NO! Alright get a clue I don’t want to suck your god damned dick, although I would like to go to sleep and never wake up, but can I do that? Nooo! So anyway lets go through all who affect my life in order of those who annoy me the most.

1. Fucking prick lets not talk about him right now.

2. K they are a great person to have an argument with, when they are on your side, but other then that its like going head to head with a dragon and I only just realized this. I think it maybe due to the fact that they always clash with number one on a regular bases, and they say that opposites don’t attract. I swear to god though, im sick and so fucking tyred of listening to them ramble on about who they hate now and why, for fucks sake get a life as not everyone like to have horrible things so bluntly pointed out to them.

3. Back stabber anyone? This person is a truly great person, when you’re with the rest of the group, but when you get them on their own they really are two faced. It probably doesn’t help that they are bi and likes to weird everyone out with comments. Deep down they really are just searching for companionship.

4. This person likes to make my life really complicated at the moment but we shall keep this information for another time shall we? Can’t risk a confrontation.

5. And 6. Are non-existent at the moment, as they have completely abandoned me! One is ditching me for Auckland where the other has emersed themself in drugs. God that’s going to be a big problem to come to terms with and fix. Friends forever what bull shit...

7. This person is a nutty tart and I don’t really have a lot to say except that im glad to have met them, they are a great laugh.

8. Can you say old flame? I'm so happy that I’ve managed to pull my head out of my ass in order to talk to them again. I missed them heaps and now that I have their voice of reason back im happier then I’ve been in a while. Their protectiveness of me is a comfort and I truly welcome it like a drug...note to self must be careful as all areas are off limits!

9. Final person, what can I say but one word. SAVIOUR! LOVE YOU LOTS...-im here for you too! -

AN-Only certain people should take into account what is written here.

Top of the List

You know that feeling you get, the tingling sensation in the nose and behind the eyes, when you’ve met someone who suddenly goes straight to the top of your number one person in the world list because your just so thankful that they’re there that you want to cry. Well ive been getting that a lot lately as ive just become associated with quite literally the greatest person in the world. i find myself going off on tangents about everything in my slightly fucked up life, without ever considering the consequences of what exactly it is that is coming out of my mouth-or rather my mind- and I truly love them for listening. I mean ive got my friends of several years that I tell a lot to, but they never take the time to listen and always come out with bitchy comments based on weather they like something or not, so I find myself saying less and less. This person listens and give the most valuable opinions I have come across, while immediately jumping to defend my honour the second I feel uncomfortable about something, which I am so very thankful for. So if your reading this thank you. Yet also at the same time I find myself feeling guilty as there are many more things happening in this persons life then I could ever imagine, I may not have the physical or emotional strength to fight for them and for this I feel lost as I cannot give my own useful advice or even defend them in their own struggles. I desire to help but I find myself unable to keep up in order to do so, and I fear the ear and shoulder I have to offer is not enough.

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Temple Flies

My bio project just went out the window today, and it quite literally flew away. The maggots i was supposed to be studying for an animal behavior project turned into flies before i got the chance to study them, and whats even worse, ive been carrying around a piece of rotting meat specifically for the silly little buzzards for two bloody days. Other then that guess what people, IM GOING TO CAMBODIA! awesome aye, its not until the end of the year but its still pretty exciting as i haven't been any further then Oz and i got to say Oz aint very exciting.-no offense.- So we are going to help out at some of the schools and orphanages to play with the kids and donate books, and we are also going to go see some of the temples and night markets. I plan to bring heaps back. -prezzies anyone?-

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Naughty and Nice

lol my mate has just gotten the ok for a party next week end. *YAY!* -vision a lot of cruisers lined up along the walls, great music, and me most likely dancing.- The dancing may or may not happen depending on how out of it i am, but anyway for the first time EVER all of our mates will be coming.-a grand total of five-six people lol.- and for the event we have decided to line up some party games to keep the night going, and my personal favorite, Naughty and Nice is first on the list. If you dont hear from me with an update on how it went after the 26, worry. A lot.

The Rules to Naughty and Nice

You get a deck of cards (Add more as needed. I find one desk per 5 people works okay) and shuffle them together. Red cards
are Naughty, Black cards are Nice. Sit in a circle and the oldest person goes first. Go clockwise from there.

2 - (Naughty) Give 2 drinks to a person (or people of your choice) Same all the way to 6. (Nice) Take the drinks yourself. Same all the way to 6. 
3 - Give 3
4 – Give 4
5 – Give 5
6 – Give 6
7 - (Naughty) Secret Fantasy. Tell/make up a fantasy. Everyone else guesses if it’s real or not. (Nice) Secret Wish. Tell something you’ve always wanted but never had the balls to admit to.
8 - Never have I ever… If you’ve done it, drink.
9 - (Naughty) Fetish or Secret Turn On. (Nice) Expose a Crush
10- Smack your head. If you draw a ten, slap the table, then your own forehead, fast. Last one to do it has to drink.
J – Pick a topic, everyone has to come up with something in that topic. Whoever is called out as wrong or calls out another person as wrong who isn’t wrong, has to drink
Q - (Naughty) Confession game, Everyone makes one serious confession until someone refuses to do so. Loser Drinks. If no one refuses no one drinks.(Nice) Question Game, Everyone speaks in Questions until someone loses. Loser drinks 
K – (Naughty) Make someone else lose an article of clothing of your choosing. (Nice) Lose an article of clothing
A – (Both Naughty and Nice) Roll the die, you must touch/kiss/lick/caress the choosen body part of the person voted on by the rest of the group. Die one: 1) Touch 2) Kiss 3) Lick 4) Nibble 5) Grope 6) Your choice. Die two: 1) Cheek 2) Lips 3) Neck 4) Chest/Stomach 5) Crotch 6) Your Choice. Double Sixes call for a five-minute make out, in full view of everyone else.

Refusal results in you taking the number of drinks your numbers add up to.
Joker- Make a Rule

First person to pass out Loses. First person/pair to get laid wins. Usually anyway. Just an excuse to get drunk and grope people.

*I do not take credit for this game, i found it under a fanfic authors post.*

TTFN*mock salute*
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Formal + Dress = Diet

Four months to formal, good god i have to somehow squeeze myself into a presentable dress. Diets anyone? lol but that would actually require i ditch my social life in order to put on a pair of running shoes, oh wait i dont have any, damn! On the plus side though, i no longer have a job therefore no money and that means no junk food. -this is coming from the person that requires activity in order to loose weight.- Stupid day light savings ending and making it dark at six. I get NOTHING done now, because curfew is dark out and i spend too much time in town after school. -maybe i shouldn't spend so much time on the comp? nah.- Well formals sounding real peachy now-not. O dear im sounding like an emo, all depressed and stupid.-no offense.-*arms myself with a knife and a stuffed bear.* Plus side to the whole thing is that i can leave after an hour and then go get pissed at an after party!-YAY!- *jumps for joy.* Hopefully ill be hosting it. :D Drinks anyone?

TTFN*mock salute*
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Moi Is Perfection

k k all's i buggered off for a while as you can tell by the dates, but im back and with an image of moi too. *points to image located above text.* i was reading my previous entries and i realized how sorry i was for all of you who bothered to actually read it, because i found it really hard myself. *have gone bug eyed.* so anyways i have no idea why im here or why i started this blog to begin with because im pretty sure that besides my tragic love life, my life is like watching rocks move. *i swear it moved.* doesn't it just suck how life is so tragically complicated? to all those who have successful care free lives, i salute you, and ask how the hell you got there! i wrote a letter to day to my non existent family who want nothing to do with me, and i was actually civilized. *i didn't want to be , trust me." i wish you could purchase giant erasers and just rub out parts of your lives that you wanted to remove or forget, then you could pencil in perfection. who knows i may invent something like that yet.

nothing is perfect. perfect is nothing.

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Armageddon

Armageddon expo was in christchurch for the first time ever this weekend! Praise those who bring convention merchandising to the little parts of the world-or rather the freezing an-arctic ones. Anyway, me and my friends all decided to meet up early for it and all so i wound up dragging my ass out of bed at 5AM! *so you know im a beg bug and dont usually get up before 12* Soo we wound up being like 2 hours EARLY, was funny though because on our was there we saw some guy tied to one of the street lights-still drunk from the night before-which kept us entertained for a few moments before seeing people camping outside of the convention center. For those of you who dont know, christchurch is one of the larger cities in new zealand but it is still really small, so when we turned up to this convention and we saw people camping out front-a grand total of five-it was hilarious!

Fantastic convention though and i recommend it to all kiwis but dont forget your wallet because you will want to do a lot of spending, i did! xD They had everything from anime and manga to weta studios with Lord of the Rings merchandise-or for the star wars fanatics like me, LIGHT SABERS! there were discounts for miles so money is a must!

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Heya

Heya All!

If your all wondering what the blog name refers to, lets just say that i think too much and my minds filing system is so slack that it is like trying to make your way through a labyrinth in order to reach one thought.

So anyway welcomee to my blog and thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to read my rambling thoughts! xD

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